fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out and watch movies
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
Look at these pitbulls fighting. Scary